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ChrisCo.

ChrisCo. believes that no waste material or meat byproduct should be excluded from the food chain. Often we must import our exclusive line of products from foriegn countries where they use 'special' pesticides that are unavailable in the United States due to government sanctions. It is ChrisCo. policy that pesticides such as DDT (available in Latin America, Africa and tropical Asia) actually enhance the value of food products. ChrisCo. also supports human re-engineering in the form of hormone disruption to affect the evolution of mankind. Welcome to the ChrisCo. experiment, chemical evolution in the supermarket.

Check out some of our quality products:

  • ChrisCo. Beverage - Because when you need a drink you want a Beverage. (Warning: Not yet FDA approved)
  • Healthy Product - Help our employees feed their kids, buy our product. (Buy it or someone will be out of a job)
  • Nutricious Waste - Someone will eat it, why throw it away when we can sell it?
  • Flouridated Milk like Product - Start the day off right, use floridated milk like product instead of milk on your favorite sugar coated breakfast cereal. You don't want you children to loose their teeth using that outdated "real" milk do you?
  • Alkylphenol Polyethoxylate - setting new standards in detergent formula

 

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