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It's SUPER HAPPY FUN!
My name is Chris Miller. Its not very original but its my name.
Sure a lot of other people have the same name, and a lot of them
seem to be famous. But Iwant to be the #1 Chris Miller people
think about when they hear my name.
Why? Why the hell not? After all isn't america all about becoming
famous, becoming a one hit wonder or flavor of the month without
any real marketable skills? Well spank me on the ass and call
me the milk man cause thats me.
How did this all start? Like everything else, I was bored, even
of the free porn abundantly available on the internet. Sick of
entering big tits free into every search engine I could find I
did what most people do, entered my own name to see if I could
find myself.
Sure Chris Miller came up but none of them were me. It was the
meat beat manifesto guy, some personal trainer, Chris Miller from
the broncos, the skater, and the writer for national lampoons.
Iremember a time when my name would pop up within the first few
pages. So I made a resolution to be number one with a bullet,
straight to the top of the search engines ahead of all the others.
I guess the thing that most got me going on this was the fact
that my friends names showed up. Granted with a name like Matthew
Goltz there are a hell of a lot fewer of him than there are of
me. And his name only showed up because of our web page. Since
my name is more common this'll be more of a challenge than if
my name was Manfred Clifton Willis. Actually my full name is Christian
Richard Morgan Matthew Miller but who'n the hell is going to go
searching for all that? Sure I would be the first to come up cause
how many other people have that many names never mind those exact
ones?
Then I found this other
guys project that started to sound like mine. He wants to
be the most downloaded person ever on the internet, no name recognition
just his face. I had already been adding my picture to tons of
rate my picture type websites and my photo was being viewed by
thousands each month so it was natural for me to include facial
recognition along with name recognition. Even if people don't
associate my name to my face it is still part of the project.
Another part is starting my own web cam, yet another project
to get going in the future where you can watch me drink and break
stuff and meet the strangers I drag home with me.
Soon I'll include links to my profiles and personals and pictures
on the net if you're interested in seeing how I have begun to
spread and infect the internet with my presence. And maybe I'll
tell you about how I tried to get on an A+E show by having people
vote for my 1 hour documentary called LEAP OF FAITH. That's
the adventure I submitted where I will jump out of an airplane
with no parachute if my show is chosen. Unfortunately it wasn't
chosen though... maybe if I can find a local parachuting company
willing to risk it I could just do it for fun.
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