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Operation Poopy Pants is a public performance art project which
seeks to
The First rule of Operation Poopy Pants is -- you do not
eat the Poopy Pants.
The Second rule of Operation Poopy Pants is -- you do
not eat the Poopy Pants.
The Third rule: when someone sees you, the poop is over.
The Fourth rule: only one guy to a poop.
The Fifth rule: one pair of underwear at a time.
The Sixth rule: no boxers or bikini briefs.
The Seventh rule: the poop must not be real.
The Eighth rule of Operation Poopy Pants: if this is
your first time, you have to poop
So now you know the rules, but how do you make Poopy Pants?
- Obtain a pair of underwear. No boxers, no bikini breifs, and
they must not be new. Try shopping at the Salvation Army.
- Obtain a large bar of chocolate
- Put the underwear on inside out.
- Using the edge of the bar of chocolate jam it into your ass
crack and rub it up and down until your Poopy Pants reach the
desired appearance.
- Discretely place the Poopy Pants in public areas; bathrooms,
changing rooms, phone booths and walk-in atms, to be discovered
by others
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