Operation Poopy Pants

Operation Poopy Pants is a public performance art project which seeks to… ?

  •  The First rule of Operation Poopy Pants is — you do not eat the Poopy Pants.
  • The Second rule of Operation Poopy Pants is — you do not eat the Poopy Pants.
  • The Third rule: when someone sees you, the poop is over.
  • The Fourth rule: only one guy to a poop.
  • The Fifth rule: one pair of underwear at a time.
  • The Sixth rule: no boxers or bikini briefs.
  • The Seventh rule: the poop must not be real.
  • The Eighth rule of Operation Poopy Pants: if this is your first time, you have to poop.

So now you know the rules, but how do you make Poopy Pants?

  1. Obtain a pair of underwear. No boxers, no bikini breifs, and they must not be new. Try shopping at the Salvation Army.
  2. Obtain a large bar of chocolate
  3. Put the underwear on inside out.
  4. Using the edge of the bar of chocolate jam it into your ass crack and rub it up and down until your Poopy Pants reach the desired appearance.
  5. Discretely place the Poopy Pants in public areas; bathrooms, changing rooms, phone booths and walk-in atms, to be discovered by others


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